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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 8:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Sweatloaf Anyone?

Pussy? What would you know about adult pussy? From reading a review or two, you seem to be a Chester. Have you ruined any children's lives lately you sick fucking piece of shit.
There is no excuse for you.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 18, 2007 8:56am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Sweatloaf Anyone?

lol!!
you are too easy

(btw - what is a chester? chester the molester? - havent heard that in years)

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Sep 18, 2007 9:07am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Sweatloaf Anyone?

I pinched off a sweet loaf this morning, must have been the coffee. While I was pretending to know chords:

http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/packsViewSingle.php?id=647

Me pretending to imitate and impersonation of someone creating a free multisample set for heavy non guitar playing people who need to cheat on their monsterous metal.
http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/packsViewSingle.php?id=249

Bass guitar
http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/packsViewSingle.php?id=292

Various loops for retards that don't play but have a lot to say.
http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/packsViewSingle.php?id=184

Misc guitar evidence of me never even touching one.
http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/packsViewSingle.php?id=149

The last drum set I got my hands on:
http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/packsViewSingle.php?id=185

I also play bass on about 1200 songs on here (I think, you count them) but that doesn't count... cause I am not me.

http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22NoiseCollector%22

Oh and there are many more songs but I stopped using "NoiseCollector" as the band name and started relasing our stuff on the label as Deadman (your personally favorite) & Digi Hartatak. It all started with the panic attacks I used to get and the simulated coronary defribulations I would perform that got me the nickname the "heart attack man" by Deadman who was at that time called Constable or Condom. Anyway that is how the silly names came to be, just watch the VH1 special on the unfamous and biggest unhit wonders for all the details.

As my good friend once said "all will be revealed".

Download for yourself, comment and help bring us all a little closer to god.

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 9:14am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Sweatloaf Anyone?

I'm too easy? Like taking candy from a baby?

In your own words, "hey dmilks and pat - tito was permanently banned from posting on this site - I (previously direwolf2003) was guilty of egging him on and subsequently apologized to the curators and ceased my childing activity."

Ceased your CHILDING activity?

You are fucking sick.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 18, 2007 9:22am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Sweatloaf Anyone?

LMAO!!!!

ok, now that is fucking funny!! you got me with that one man. what a horrible typo - wow! that is my worst by far - nice catch

(ive got to start typing slower, or atleast read over what i write)

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 9:38am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Sweatloaf Anyone?

Typo? Or Freudian Slip?
A wolf by definition is a predator that hunts prey weaker than himself.

I noticed that you haven't denied any of this either.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 18, 2007 9:43am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Sweatloaf Anyone?

i have been advised by my legal team to not comment at this time


(ok - that's even sick by my standards)